Perry: Jesus. Look up “idiot” in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find? Harry: A picture of me? Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are! — Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
RT @killen8: Awake - Thursday March 1 - Appointment television for at least 40-50 of you. Only takes three aired episodes to crush our o ... http://twitter.com/witchyflickchic2012/02/03
@Polisurgist Honestly, I think that bit's even funnier if his birthday is kind of far away. http://twitter.com/witchyflickchic2012/02/03
RT @AADowd: GROUNDHOG DAY is a great movie. It would be even better with anyone other than Andie Macdowell as the romantic lead. http://twitter.com/witchyflickchic2012/02/02
Dear World, I have to write Weekend Update stuff for my packet this week, so I'd appreciate if you could some really insane stuff this wknd. http://twitter.com/witchyflickchic2012/02/02